Dr Jekyll

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  Wearing Makeup will doom you to burn in HELL!!!

  by happyout in

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  according to the restored church of god:.

  there is so much more that could be said on this subject that i could go on and on and fill 100 pages!

  every woman who wants that deceitfulness and wickedness removed from her heart is going to remove that physical colored dirt from her face, once and for all!

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  There are some REALLY messed up people out there!
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  Turning in my elder book

  by What-A-Coincidence in

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  damm!

  my good friend who became an elder just recently wants to invite me for service because he wants to talk about a few things with me.

  well ... you have not commented in months!

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  Say its a personal issue, give it a few weeks and step down from being an Elder.

  Being an Elder you are going to draw far more attention to your attendance and hours than you would if you were just a publisher.

  Why is it that all the good humane Elders fall away ?
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  Create a Convention name!

  by Nosferatu in

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  how about the "godly oatmeal" convention.

  ....or how about the "divine chocolate cake" assembly?

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  YOU WILL OBEY!!!

  All talks to be given by Daleks
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  Bionic man video

  by metatron in

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  you should be able to see a thumbnail video of jesse sullivan using his new bionic arm - the first prothesis interfaced with.

  his actual nerves to control it, just like a 'real' arm.

  next, they will work on feedback so he doesn't have to see the arm to move it,.

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  That's Fantastic!
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  I beg your pardon, but your breast is in my eye!!!

  by Scully in

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  2. experiences

  ok, so i'm at the dentist this afternoon - nothing major, just something i've been putting off for a while - and the dental assistant is doing her thing with my teeth - my mouth is wired open (i think i was able to tune into radio transmissions for a while) - and i've got my eyes closed, my glasses off, trying to relax in the chair, while listening to the piped in muzak.. suddenly, i can tell she's really getting into her work - she's leaning against my face and getting quite vigorous about whatever she's doing to my tooth.

  then it dawned on me.... ummm... hello.... your breast is in my eye!!!

  except my mouth is frozen and wired so that all that's coming out is unintelligible garble... and drool (from being wired open, not because it's the least bit "interesting").. so i'm thinking to myself, if i push her away from my face, she looks the type that would clock me for sexually harassing her... if i say anything to her about it, she'll be embarrassed and might screw up my tooth... if i wait a couple more minutes, she'll be done and i might have an interesting story to share with mr scully... finally, it occurs to me that they said i could give them a signal to stop what they are doing.

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  Not really a story from the dentist but rather one from the barbers. I used to go to this barber, sit in the chair and put my hands on the arm rests with the end of my fingers dangling over the ends of the arm rests and then he'd chuck this white sheet over my body and hands to stop my hair going over me while he cut it.

  As he cut my hair he'd be walking around me chatting away about crap but quite often I'd notice he had his groin pressed up against the arm rest and my fingers
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  What happened in the 80's?

  by Virgochik in

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  various posters have mentioned how get-togethers and fun times socializing were frowned upon and discouraged somewhere around the early 80's.

  everything changed, as far as the picnics, the dinner parties, etc.

  i vaguely recall some connection being made to parties and increased "immorality.

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  Dr Jekyll

  I remember that cooling off period too, large gatherings were frowned upon and big gettogethers were poo pooed from the platform.

  I also remember in the late 80's the visiting CO telling us off as a congregation because we had a problem with love and because we didn't do anything as a congregation any more. There was a lot of mumbling afterwards because we'd been told to cut all that out and were now being told to do it again.

  Personally I think it just helped to create little cliques within the congregation. Family "clans" prayed and played together and everyone else was ignored.
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  For NICE PEOPLE only!

  by BlessedStar in

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  it seems as though many people come to this board and leave in a short space of time.. it's a pity.. there are people on this board who are very nice and polite even when discussing various views.

  this leads to understanding and concern.

  i would like to meet you people.. please post in here.. i term nice as being kind, not cursing, love for god almighty, thrives on the right things in life, not hurting other's feelings, etc.. blessed star

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  Some of you are behaving worse than little children. You ought to be ashamed!

  BlessedStar

  Yeah thats you lot told off

  lol
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  Bethelite at hall dedication, system may not last until "Deliverance Conv."

  by daystar in

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  through various contacts, i heard this was said by a good bethelite at a local hall dedication.

  (i won't quote what was said... i don't want to give away my source.).

  plans are being made to attend the deliverance convention in july.

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  I think most of us on here are too wise to take any notice of wt predictions, wev'e heard them all before, and none have come true. I doubt they ever will.

  You can just imagine, milliions of yrs from now just as the sun goes super nova the last dub will pipe up and say "I told you so"
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  What Things Irritated You While A Witness?

  by minimus in

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  i used to hate it when i'd listen to brother blow give his long winded comment about how we're all supposed to do this or that----and he was barely considered a witness......we had a few elders, and especially the po who would go overtime just because they could.

  the po's bookstudy always went overtime.

  45 minutes into the meeting he was still on paragraph 3. and he would read every scripture including the ones quoted!!!

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  Cranky dubs that insisted Everything was possessed by demunz and the Sister Sicklys who you feared asking how they were in case they gave you a long list of this weeks ailments along with a stool sample
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  "Help! my dad is watching Pornography" Cries of a JW teen.

  by Dune in

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  2. friends

  as some of you may know, i'm still an active witness and i'm still in the planning stages of my "escape".

  i met a sister at a district convention a year ago and i've been talking to her on aim for a while.

  i think she is very amusing considering that she is very intelligent and often voices her views on the doctrinal falicies of the wtbs, but when its my turn to give my two cents she makes it seem as if i'm the only poztate.

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  Dr Jekyll

  and whenever he had to sit on a Judicial Committee for fornication or adultery, he wanted every little detail, no matter how embarassing it was for those involved.

  Maybe he wsa making money on the side by writing stories for those mags he had in his locker